Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay. Alice Roosevelt Longworth dorothyhistorymake Change image and share on social
You can't make a souffle rise twice. Alice Roosevelt Longworth makerisesouffle Change image and share on social
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development. Alice Roosevelt Longworth adagearrestbelieve Change image and share on social
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth emptyfillfull Change image and share on social
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. Alice Roosevelt Longworth babybridechristen Change image and share on social
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle. Alice Roosevelt Longworth picklewean Change image and share on social
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. Alice Roosevelt Longworth nicesit Change image and share on social